Muchachitas que enamoran!

Does she have diamonds and jewels stuffed up her pussy or something? Nicole Scherzinger needs to stop pretending that Killer Love is getting a US release, Beyonce needs to stop pretending that Blue Ivy isn’t a black market baby she bought off of one of Michelle Williams’ crackhead cousins for a Dereon blazer and a stick of gum, and everybody needs to accept that this new Madonna album is going to be nothing more than a one-week-wonder.